Urine In a Jar

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my hypothesis for this album is even if I do an opposing genre the tunes would still be good.. turns out I really like hip hop music :p

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released February 3, 2017

All instrumentation done on an Iphone using Auxy Sequencer, multi-track DAW and inspired by your mom

All music and lyrics written by Xavier Sheppard
Track 1 - Frank Zappa
Track 2 - Alan Watts
Track 3 - Carl Segan
Track 4 - School of Life

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Track Name: Urine In a Jar
Im selling lemonade,
but its really urine in a jar
buck a cup im making a killin so far
just selling lemonade on my lawn

pretty little lady comes on by,
give a little giggle she askin for a try,
takes the cup and gives a vast scenery
leaves her number waitin for home delivery
thats sellin lemonade on my lawn

funny little prank funnier then a little joke
good news is that I’m not broke
it aint soda it aint no gatorade
it’s not even lemonade

Im selling lemonade,
but its really urine in a jar
buck a cup im making a killin so far
just selling lemonade on my lawn

well my mamma come on home,
just thankful that im earning on my own,
dosent ask a single question about a single lemon,
If no one finds it is it still a felon,
I call it selling lemonade on my lawn

funny little prank funnier then a little joke
good news is that I’m not broke
it aint soda it aint no gatorade
it’s not even lemonade

Im selling lemonade,
but its really urine in a jar
buck a cup im making a killin so far
just selling lemonade on my lawn

well the popo come on by,
asking questions and asking for a try,
hand it over thinking the jig is up,
and then asks for another cup
thats selling lemonade on my lawn

funny little prank funnier then a little joke
good news is that I’m not broke
it aint soda it aint no gatorade
it’s not even lemonade

Im selling lemonade,
but its really urine in a jar
buck a cup im making a killin so far
just selling lemonade on my lawn
Track Name: I can't belive that I can't belive that I can't belive it's not butter
Now*; My mamma always told me always listen to the man,*
read every sign and be care-ful where you can please
dont put it in your mouth if you don’t know whats in it *
but all these fucking chemicals who knows where to begin with

*, you see, Im just looking for some food
fuck, something non-leathal, and preferably tastes good
I know you call me crazy but in my dumb defense,*
just look at the side of the box to see this shits intense*

I gotta do a double take, *a triple take,
is it good or bad, lean or fat, is it real or fake
*ive never been troubled by a container before,
but i just can’t tell what this shit even IS anymore*

CH
Bread and butter for me every day,
if you gonna lie why straight to my face.
I cant belive, I cant belive it’s not
I cant belive, I cant belive it’s not
how can anyone know whats inside,
when we’re told its a filthy lie
I cant belive, I cant belive it’s not
I cant belive, I cant belive it’s not
Garbage in Garbage our for the garbage man,
livin off the garbage in garbage land
I cant belive, I cant belive it’s not
I cant belive, I cant belive it’s not
If you never knew could you tell from the start
whats real or fake or what brings them appart,
I cant belive, I cant belive it’s not
I cant belive, I cant belive it’s not
butter

So I go back to school, lookin like a damn fool
trying to fit in by tests on the quality of my stool,
got my math, my science, chemistry and bills*,
and not a single one had an answer for me still*

counting calories like the mother fucking rain man,
Looking for some knowledge,* but all I find is scam,
Twenty hour days just for a moments of rest*
just standing there like a chump so now I eat what ever the fuck I want*
yeah, it’s true,
A little helpful tip to sort your breakfast to*
one little problem and it’s troubling me so,
is it still gonna kill me,* who the fuck knows?*

Play the law of averages, yeah its insane,
to be scared of a product just past the reach of my brain *
Now I shrug and laugh as I pass the problem by,
but how do you know that you know whats inside?

CH
Track Name: Outside (is all our fault)
I look outside and all I see
is nothing but more dumb fuckers like me
the kind who likes smiling, but always in hiding
whats the point of tears when you always feel like crying,

get your pay check, get your pat on the back
and keep thinking its the world thats out of whack
cant fight for peace when your fighting a war
do you remember what even the good fight was for?

So you call me to play, in this world that I hate
of the expression of ego and the shit we create
IF life’s just a game of who commin out on top,
then no Wonder why this fucking tower of babel we got

we got idols that no one aspires for,
in a world no one wants anymore,
but everytime I hear that we saved the day,
I just cant help but feel we got played

cuz outside, the people are still crying
and outside, the people are still dying,
cus inside it’s all our fault,
cuz outside, the people are still crying
and outside, the people are still dying,
when inside comes screaming to a halt,
outsides gonna knock on your door to collect on your fault




so when I look outside what do I see
a million motha fuckers just beggin to be free
from the life we got and got to make
a suit of personality to fit in with the fakes

Ive spent so many years living in other peoples shoes,
that even when I got the choice I forgot to choose
when the going get tough, the tough would get bent
and take the assigned seat at the place i’ve been sent

And outside it’s driving me insane,
giving me nothing but problems in my problematic brain,
I want some peace and quiet it gives me shit,
and tells me make a future out of it

close the windows and hear them still
the angels and demons fighting over my will
a shot of some curtains to dull out the shame
only to wake up forgetting even why im in pain

keep hearing the same tune as i pass by
everyone fighting how her different inside
what used to be honest, they think it's bold bold
can’t change the channel if theres just no control

cuz outside, the people are still crying
and outside, the people are still dying,
cus inside it’s all our fault,
cuz outside, the people are still crying
and outside, the people are still dying,
when inside comes screaming to a hault,
outsides gonna knock on your door to collect on your fault

cuz outside, the people are still crying
and outside, the people are still dying,
cus inside it’s all our fault,
and outside, the people are still crying
and outside, the people are still dying,
when inside comes screaming to a hault,
outsides gonna knock on your door to collect on your fault
Track Name: E-z Street
you know life’s all one litter, when your all sharing one shitter,
just cuz everything else is cold and bitter,
and now uptown wanna file for bankurptcy.
Watch the rich set sail and put thier shit up on sale,
half off on fairway, quarter off scottsdale,
but why would anyone wanna buy a failed easy street?

So now traffics backed up down easy road
all the gas tanks are empty because everything is borrowed
all in hopes they gonna pay it back someday
One last call for easy train,
don’t forget your ticket and don’t be late,
cuz that’s where all the best and brightest go.

So I’m walking to easy street
cuz all I need is my two left feet
got some where to be and some where to go,
but I love my life living on the side of the road
Im walking to easy street.
It’s where I want to be,
but not, how I want, to, go

watch the people buy brand new used idea’s
and liquidating them down to dirrarehha,
what monkey gonna see monkey gonna do.
Here comes the mob running in
with their phrases and flags
All fighting over an empire of rags
and not a single one, has a single god damn clue

only for the ship to sank down, and everybody drowned
the plane crash landed without a single sound,
all trains, sped, to derail.
Watch the light dim down without a single sound,
and everyones lost cuz everyone thinks their found
where only one succeeds, we all fail
cuz we were meant to fail

So I’m walking to easy street
no one ever thinks the hare could be beat
got some where to be and some where to go,
but I love my life living on the side of the road
Im walking to easy street.
It’s where I want to be,
but not, how I want, to, go
So I’m walking to easy street
no one ever thinks the hare could be beat
got some where to be and some where to go,
but I love my life living on the side of the road
Im walking to easy street.
It’s where I want to be,
but not, how I want, to, go